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Monday, October 3, 2011

5 Things I Think, October 3rd

1) I think there's about to be some drama around here, unfortunately. We lost a monster account in a very harsh way, and it's leaving a crater in the Dangerboy bank account of Chicxulub proportions. It'll be interesting to see if we can hang on. And by interesting, I of course mean as terrifying as a walk through a cafeteria for velociraptors in Lady Gaga's meat dress. Adventures in budget slashing must commence.

2) I think it's Monday and I still smell soflty of woodsmoke from Saturday night's bonfire. Also, I am sore as hell. Why, you ask? Because I had a bit of fun firesculpting and drumming. It was cold, so standing in the middle of a fire wasn't too bad. I did forget to drink enough water, so I woke up with a fire-hangover. Mental dry out fast with your face to the flame.

Two chimney logs torching it up

3) I think I should write something this week to explain that firesculpting thing. Along with all those other things I should be writing. #1 up there has really put a dent in my free time.

4) I think I forgot to pimp out my articles at Sprocket Ink last week. I had one go semi-viral, over 4,000 hits. I've not had that happen before, and it made me happy. It's about 'shrooms, man. Toadstooly awesome.

5) I think I'm amazed that the Detroit Lions have been whipping more ass than a dominatrix on 2-for-1 Tuesdays. They're 4 and 0, which hasn't happened since the days the Lions played the Christians in Rome. I watched the back end of their miracle comeback on Sunday, and it was ridiculous. Between Dallas imploding and Detroit having a fire in their belly like me on Habanero Taco night, it was a hell of a game. I only bring this up because I've given Detroit some shit here on the blog from time to time. As my team is currently 0 and 4, or LOSING, I must begrudgingly tip my hat to the Lions for turning it around. Actually, keep it up guys. We all love the Bad News Bears kind of story. Take it to the bowl, and I will send you a stuffed lemur.

OK, that's a Monday. And what a Monday it's been. I hope yours is far better than mine, and brings you a thousand smiles.

What do you think?


  1. Eight years ago I would've never thought I'd be congratulating someone over anything with the word "viral" in it...But congratulations all the same!

  2. @Nicki Yeah, that is counterintuitive. "Hey, congrats on your virus!" "Way to go on that bacteria, buddy!" Just...doesn't sound right.

  3. I think I want to hear more about the fire sculpting thing. Congrats on going viral. Awesome!


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