Some days I am amazed by the things I observe on my morning drive. Today was no different.
I approached a car going WAY too slow on the highway, traffic parting around the little black Nissan like water around the prow of a ship. As I moved to pass, I looked over into the car. And there did I behold something I've not seen before.
A young "lady" with a short glass pipe and a very big flame...when you needs your crack, you needs your crack. In a mildly related note, a google image search for "crack pipe" results mostly in pictures of Amy Winehouse. Who's surprised?
Life happens, sometimes you just have to lean into it.
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Holy eff! I'm fairly certain that it is illegal to 'operate' a crack pipe whilst driving.
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@Empress: By jove, I think you're right. :)
ReplyDeleteOf course, driving that slowly certainly won't attract the attention of the police.
ReplyDelete@Jester: Sarcasm noted and approved. ;)
ReplyDeleteSounds like every day in Houston. Haha. There's always one on the freeway trying to ruin it for everyone.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite thing I ever saw while driving: Santa...in full Santa garb...in a SmartCar...that was red...with a red nose and antlers. Seriously. Can't make this stuff up.
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